Asshole Spelunker

Hello! I'm Ali. I love you all and hope you had/have a great day.

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

booochica:

booochica:

petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

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✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

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step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order

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sub-maureen:

no, but how high do you have to be to write a movie about a toaster and a vacuum cleaner going on an adventure to Mars riding a ceiling fan

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(Source: thequeenmaureen, via guy)

gallifrey-feels:

imaginingfreedom:

clown-dick:

id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.

this post is making me rethink my life why

Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass

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fullmetalpipscream:

I’M LAUGHING BC THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT SCHOOL NOW

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